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Ageless wit and observations...

"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed." .........................Mark Twain .........................................................

"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul
can always depend on the support of Paul."
........................George Bernard Shaw .........................................................

"Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress...
But then I repeat myself." ..........................Mark Twain .........................................................

"Giving money and power to government
is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
............................P.J. O'Rourke .........................................................

"I don't make jokes.
I just watch the government and report the facts." .............................Will Rogers .........................................................

"Just because you do not take an interest in politics
doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!" ..........................Pericles (430 B.C.) .........................................................
"No man's life, liberty, or property is safe
while the legislature is in session."
...........................Mark Twain .........................................................

"Talk is cheap...
except when Congress does it." .............................Unknown .........................................................

"The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist
is that the taxidermist leaves the skin."
.............................Mark Twain .........................................................
"What this country needs
are more unemployed politicians."
..........................Edward Langley

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"A point of view can be a dangerous luxury when substituted for insight and understanding."
...............Marshall McLuhan (1911-1980) Communications theorist

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Lunch can often be a lot of work...

A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. "You're lying!" he shouted.

"Of course I'm lying," the other said, "but hear me out."

[No trees were injured in the creation of this Ed-U-Upper, but there were several electrons who were quite inconvenienced. Our apologies.]

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