THE MOST IMPORTANT
  THINGS IN LIFE...

Aren't really things at all.

  IF YOU TELL THE TRUTH...

You don't have to remember anything!

BE MODERATE IN
  ALL THINGS...

Especially moderation!

YOU CAN CATCH MORE FLIES WITH
   HONEY THAN WITH VINEGAR...

But who wants to catch a whole
bunch of flies anyway!

LIVE A GOOD,
  HONORABLE LIFE...

Then when you get older and think back,
you'll be able to enjoy it a second time!

BE YOURSELF!

An original is always worth more than a copy!

HARD WORK SPOTLIGHTS THE
  CHARACTER OF PEOPLE...

Some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their
noses, and some don't turn up at all.

  A PERSON IS LIKE A TEABAG...

Only in hot water do you realize
how strong they are!

  MENTAL FLOSS...

Prevents moral decay!

IT ISN'T WHAT YOU KNOW
  THAT COUNTS...

It's what you think of in time!

HE WHO HOOTS WITH THE
  OWLS AT NIGHT...

Cannot soar with the eagles in the morning!

NOT GETTING WHAT
  YOU WANT...

Is sometimes a remarkable stroke of luck!

BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE SOMEONE
YOU SHOULD WALK A MILE IN
  THEIR SHOES...

That way, if they find out you're a mile away
and you have their shoes!

SIMPLY BEING DIFFERENT
  ISN'T WRONG...

Don't try to be a duckling if you
were born to be a swan!

ATTITUDES ARE
  CONTAGIOUS...

Is yours worth catching!

GOOD JUDGMENT COMES
  FROM EXPERIENCE...

Experience comes from bad judgment!

 FIND THE KEY TO YOURSELF...

And every door in the world is open to you!

  THE MAIN THING IN LIFE...

Is to keep the main thing, the main thing!

YOU WILL OFTEN BE SORRY
  FOR SAYING A HARSH WORD...

But you will never regret saying a kind one!

LOOK FOR GOOD
  EVERYWHERE...

Trouble will show up on its own!

TREAT EVERY DAY AS
  YOUR LAST...

Someday you'll be right!

"MOST PEOPLE ARE ABOUT
  AS HAPPY...

 As they make up their minds to be!"

                                            ...Abraham Lincoln

"BELIEVE THAT LIFE IS
  WORTH LIVING...

And your belief will help create the facts!"

                                            ...William James

"PEOPLE ARE LIKE STAINED-
  GLASS WINDOWS...

 They sparkle and shine when the sun is out,
but when the darkness sets in, their true
beauty is revealed only if there is light within."
                                            ...Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

 "ALWAYS DO RIGHT...

 This will gratify some people,
and astonish the rest."

                                            ...Mark Twain

 "YOU HAVE TO BE YOURSELF...

 Be very honest about who and what you are.
And if people still like you, that's fine.
If they don't, that's their problem!"

                                            ...Sting

"CHARACTER IS DOING
  WHAT'S RIGHT...

 When nobody's looking!"

                                            ...J.C. Watts

"ALL THAT IS NECESSARY FOR
  THE TRIUMPH OF EVIL...

 Is for enough good men to do nothing."

                                            ...Edmund Burke

 "FAITH IN OURSELVES...

 Unlocks those hidden powers that all of
us have, but that so few of us use."

                                            ...Albert Schweitzer

 "LIFE IS WHAT WE MAKE IT...

 ...Always has been, always will be."

                                            ...Grandma Moses

 "NEVER DOUBT...

 That a small group of thoughtful, committed
people can change the world. Indeed,
it is the only thing that ever has!"

                                            ...Margaret Mead

"IF YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO
  SWALLOW A FROG...

 Swallow it first thing in the morning. If there
are two frogs, swallow the big one first!"

                                            ...Mark Twain

"WE ARE HERE ON EARTH TO
  DO GOOD FOR OTHERS...

What the others are here for, I don't know."

                                            ...W.H. Auden

 "THERE IS MORE TO LIFE...

Than increasing its speed."

                                            ...Mahatma Gandhi

 "LIFE ISN'T FAIR...

It's just fairer than death, that's all."

                                            ...William Goldman

"IT IS GOOD TO HAVE AN END
  TO JOURNEY TOWARD...

But it is the journey that matters in the end."

                                            ...Ursula LeGuin